** IMPORTANT – SUPPORTED DEVICES **
iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better
Goat Simulator: Payday is the most criminally realistic goat simulation yet! Starring 4 new main thugs – A flying flamingo, a wheelchairing dolphin, a spitting camel and a goat that’s just really handsome.
Use PRANKNET © to find your new crew some smash & grab heists, then blast away your stolen cash on different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
Dodge the police by stealing and driving other people’s cars, because it’s too expensive to buy your own.
* FOUR AWESOME NEW MAIN GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
* One can fly and control people’s brains, another can climb any surface with a wheelchair and a third can spit water that it stores in it’s back. Disgusting.
* PRANKNET – a database filled with stupid “jobs” for your crew to do. But who cares. They pay well.
* Buy masks to disguise your identity so that the police won’t catch you. Or just to look cool.
* There are like 14 new mutators to unlock. I’m not even kidding. So many.
* Did I say that you can steal and drive cars?
Great Game With Room For Improvement
I’ve been a longtime fan of Goat Simulator, and seeing this release in the App Store surprised me! I decided to download it without hesitation. It’s super fun, funny, and achievements/tasks to complete just like the previous goat simulator games. However I do feel like more can be added to make it great. It needs a bigger map. There’s not that much to do. Granted there’s missions…but in free roam not much. How about airplanes? I like the feature of driving the cars and airplanes will make it great. The train needs freight or passenger cars. When you hit a pedestrian they go FLYING. Perhaps make it a bit more realistic by making them go in the air but not glitch. How about we earn money in the casino? These are just a few ideas I had. Please consider these and make the game great. Thanks!
Developer please respond!
I’ve been watching jacksepticeye play this game and it looked really fun! So I’ve been waiting for it to come out. It finally came out one day and I was excited to get it! It was fun for at least 2 or 3 hours… which is good but I already finished all my missions. So please add more missions and a new land. Like how you can travel in the other goat simulators. This game isn’t really worth the 5 dollars but it’s still pretty fun so you should get it. Nothing wrong with the game and nothing bad I just want new things added to the game which would make it more entertaining and have more things to do.
Goat Simulator GTA
This game is like GTA, but of course, with goats. I know this is a just a port of a DLC, but I really think you guys should make it so there is car customization. I think this would be really cool! You could be able to upgrade performance, change color, rims, and other stuff. Also, PLEASE IMPROVE THE CRAPPY DRIVING CONTROLS!! THEY STINK! Other than the crap controls, I give this game a 10/10.